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03/15/07:
News From The Rumor Mill: Taylor Hicks To Be Appointed As A.G.?
The news on the street is that Taylor Hicks will be appointed to the Attorney General position after Gonzales resigns. Don't blame me, I'm just the messenger. That's what the kids are saying. Could it be true? My guess is as good as yours!

02/28/07:
MoveOn.Org: Stop The Imminent Iran War - 02/28/07

MoveOn.Org: Stop The Public Broadcasting Budget Cuts, NOW! - 02/11/07
02/11/07:
MoveOn.Org: Stop The Public Broadcasting Budget Cuts, NOW! - 02/11/07

02/07/07:
Is It Just Me? Or, Is Anyone Else Incensed At Joe Lieberman's Dem. Status?
So, Joe ran as an Independent, in the last election. But now he's a Democrat? What's wrong with this picture? If he runs as an Independent, and wins back his senate seat, he should (in my opinion) have to remain an Independent. Every news channel still shows him as Democrat! I think someone should call 911 on the JoeMentum. 'Cause it's getting out of hand. Run as an Independent, stay an Independent, or else, give up your seat, Joe!

02/05/07:

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02/03/07:
MoveOn.Org Virtual March - Synopsis - 02/03/07 The Latest News from MoveOn.Org's Virtual March!

02/02/07:
Well, we did it! The Info.Mation Highway came thru again. We swamped Congress with calls all day! The Interns couldn't handle all the calls. They had to call in Karl to answer the phones (the queue was 2 hours wait time.)

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01/28/07:

How About That State Of The Union Speech?

I didn't see most of it, actually. But I enjoyed 'The Congressional Wave'. Let's remind ourselves that 'The Wave' originated in Seattle, at the (now defunct) Kingdome. My impression: Nobody was actually paying attention to the speech, and only stood up when they saw Senior members of congress stand up.
Didn't George look MEAN, or was it Purposeful? He's gonna get to Mars yet! And, everybody knows that the 'Vice' can naturally breathe on Mars without assistance!
I think we should name a Sea on Mars after Dubya. We will call it the 'Iraqi-Sea'; It should be located right next to the 'Face on Mars'; And, we will alter the 'Face on Mars' to resemble his BEST Hero face: A face shot of 'Dubya' clearing brush; Or, hitting off a few golf-balls. That will be much nicer than a library!

12/27/06:

Karl Rove: Demoted?

There was an incident a couple weeks ago, where it seemed that Karl Rove was not quite up to par in his advisory role. Was he demoted to a lesser position? Only time will tell.
There was a faux-pas at the Kennedy Center; A holiday celebration went awry; Apparently there were three other women wearing the same dress as Laura Bush. Not good! But Laura was able to change into another gown (not so for the other three women, as only conjecture would have it.)
Is Karl losing his touch? Has he really been demoted to such trivialities? One can only hope so!

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