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Sarah Palin: Is She Related To Michael Palin (of Monty Python Fame)?
There seems to be a connection between Sarah Palin and Monty Python. I mean, 'Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition'! But that's what they're saying! I hope it's true because I really like 'Polly Parrot', 'Spam' and 'Lumberjacks'! And Sarah is firstly a mother; And secondly, a moose-hunter! I can't even make this stuff up! It was broadcast at the RNC! And the GOP doesn't lie about these things. You gotta love this gal! She has mad-cow props!McCain And The Green-Screen Challenge!
How about them green-backs! Somebody tell me this didn't happen! Apparently someone hacked into the green-screen during McCain's acceptance speech! This has got to be on U-Tube right now, if not sooner than that. Why didn't the Repubs figure this out before the Dems did? I guess they were too busy worrying about terrorist attacks, and reminiscing about 9/11.Just give us some Straight-Talk (puhleeze!) since most GOPs are gay, anyway! Not that I have a problem with hets or gays, or trans, or any others; I just feel that the SMBD groups get it right with the notion of a Safeword. I think the safeword should be applicable to all aspects of life. I should be able to use my safeword (my own personal safeword is: Safeword) whenever a Republican starts to talk! ROTFLMAO (rolling on the floor laughing my ass off) SSFMN (snot spurting from my nose)! And don't even get me started on Coca-Cola spurting out my nose LSHIHLAMF (laughing so hard it hurts like a mother-fecker)!
Who's In Whose Pocket?
Everybody Knows This Already!? Right?
Obama is in the pocket of Big Air-Compressor! You all know this, right? But do you know why?His father was born in a small village in Kenya, and was raised in an open environment. Each morning, he woke and breathed fresh air. When he came to America he found the air unbreathable. That's when he got the idea to get into the air-business. He put all his money into Air. It took many years, but by the time Barack was born he had a huge supply of air, air-compressors, helium (which proved not to be profitable), and gas-station contracts for the distribution of Air. He became an Air-Magnate!
That's why Obama has so much clout. He is an heir to the biggest Air-Magnate in the last century
If you don't believe me, look it up online (the interweb doesn't lie!).
But What About Biden?
Joe Biden, as if you dint already know, is an heir to the biggest Taco-Magnate in the last 2 centuries. I'm NOT making this up (really, i'm not!? but it's still funny, i'n it?)I get paid ($.01) by the word; That's all the kids can afford; And since they haven't figured out the spell-check feature yet, I still get paid (I got's too get payed!)
Resume Of An American Leader?!
GEORGE W. BUSHADDRESS:
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20520
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
LAW ENFORCEMENT:
I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.
MILITARY:
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. Those records have been "lost" and are not available.
COLLEGE:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.
With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:
I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.
I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.
I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history.
With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President of the United States, after losing by over 500,000 votes
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.
I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.
I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.
I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.
I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.
I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market. In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues.
I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleezza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President.
I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.
My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history, Enron.
My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.
I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history. I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.
I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
I changed the U.S. policy to allow convict ed criminals to be awarded government contracts.
I appointed more convicted criminals to my administration than any President in U.S. history.
I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States Government.
I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.
I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US election).
I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any President since the advent of television.
I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period. After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.
I garnered the most sympathy ever for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.
I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of mankind.
I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. Citizens and the world community.
I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families in wartime.
In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends.
I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.
I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD.
I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review. I specified that my sealed documents will not be available for 50 years.
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"Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger."
-- Herman Goering at the Nuremberg Trials
How Will Obama Break Our Hearts?
Your guess is as good as mine. I'm hoping for the best. The man is way cool! But when a politician gets so close to being elected President, he's been bought and sold so many times that it's inevitable that he will eventually dissapoint his public. But I'm still hoping for the best. He's gotta be better than the alternative.And it's not like we're voting for the lesser of two evils! True that!
U-Toob?
I think someone should do a spoof on the U-Toob Brittany vid: "Leave Brittany Alone!". But it should be entitled: "Leave Obama Alone!"I think that'd be cool. Anyone? Anyone?
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And check out his video on YouTube: Benny Skyn's Anti-War Music Video
Mr. Wright: Is He Wrong?
I saw the speech on CSPAN2. I was not offended. It was pretty fuckin' funny. I am a cracker, I am about as white as a caucasoid can be. I don't tan. I don't clap like the preacher sed we all clap. But, I have a black friend =D!
That shite was funny as feck! The man was telling the truth! I don't think white America is quite ready for that kind of truth. But he was preaching truth. It's been only 6 or 7 generations since Emancipation. It may take another 6 or 7 generations to heal ALL the wounds of slavery.
I understand why Barack needs to distance himself from Jeremiah Wright. There is no way Obama can become president if he has any connections with Mr. Wright. Mister Wright is right... But let's just get a minority in the Oval Office before we begin to correct all the wrongs in this country.
After all, we are all ONE RACE!
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12/11/07:
I Don't Care How You Wear Your Hair Darling; But Please Let's Not Start Another War!
Is Iran now up for grabs? Is it in the best interests of BackWater(sic)? Doncha think we should get back to the real war? Maybe find Oh So Ma bin ladin(sic)? Before we take on another war? Maybe help the under-insured children in our own back yard? Maybe help the kids that are failing in our own schools? Maybe deal with the sickness scourging the citizens in Africa, Burma, Sudan, East Timor? Or the political unrest in South America?
Of course not! It's the rundown to the next s(election). We have no time to care about such trivial pursuits. No matter that people are dying all over the world. Pay no attention! We have better things to do. Don't worry that homos are being persecuted/killed; Dissidents? Diss the dissenters! We ARE America! The best country in the world(?)! No matter that we are now the laughing-stock of the world. We have a caricature of a president; The dumbest world leader in our time. If all the world is a stage, I'd rather this nation, which I love dearly, would be in the audience; If nothing else than to see the world's perspective. Above all else, I hope that the rest of the world might understand that not all Americans are stooooooooooooooooopid; As we might seem(sic, on the grammar.)
08/22/07:
The Iraq War: Fighting Al Qaeda Over There, So Al Qaeda Doesn't Have To Fight Us Here
Now let's tell the truth about the Iraq war. There were no terrorists in Iraq until after the fall of Sadaam Hussein. But now it's a breeding ground for Al Qaeda. At this point, anyone who has a gripe with the USA is going to Iraq, to fight with/for the insurgence.
I think it's horrible that so many lives (Iraqis and Americans) have been lost in this war. Is it truly in the name of democracy? Are we really bringing democracy to the Middle-East? Shall we force it down their throats? Do they really want it?
So, if freedom is just another way of saying 'Nothing else to lose', do we really need to prey upon the losers? I hope not; I hopefully hope for naught! Can it really be all about oil? Can it!
If that's really what this war is all about, then we would do best to invest in alternate energy. We are, after all together on this planet. We are all related; We are all one race: The Human Race. Shouldn't we start acting as if we are ONE RACE?
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